Memo to All Personnel

I have placed not one, but *two* red pens in the pencil cup in the document engineering station [aka “the copier area”]. Feel free to use them. However, do NOT feel free to walk away with them. I have secretly marked both pens with a high-tech identifying supersecret symbol undetectable to the human eye. If either of the pens mysteriously transport themselves to your office, alarms will sound throughout the suite, flashing lights will go off, the Bellaire Police will arrive in your doorway in less than 15 seconds, and you will develop a strange case of “penitis” which will cause your fingers to drop off. You may wish to govern yourselves accordingly.

Note: Worker’s Comp will NOT cover “penitis”

Thank you,
Management

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