After a few months of wearing a nightly retainer to push a formerly straight tooth back into the position it had shifted from, I have now become the lucky winner of a permanent retainer … which is not near as fancy as it sounds, it’s basically a very thin piece of wire bonded to the back of my teeth.

Me: How soon can I eat?
Orthondontist: Right away, but be careful what you eat.

Me: Be careful for how long?
Orthondontist: About 72 hours.

Me: What should I avoid eating for now?
Orthondontist: Apples, carrots, that sort of thing.

Me: How about fellatio?
Orthondontist: Sure. But we’ll need to step into my office first.

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