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Actively Retro

It’s really difficult to get anybody to model for me. Despite that people love my photos. Despite that people trust me to not violate their privacy by posting any of the more intimate shots. I hear a lot of “But I don’t look like YOU!” Despite that *I* don’t look like me when I’m not contorted into various spine-cracking positions. So, what is the solution you might ask? Easy. Ply the potential model with gallons of red wine, get said model feeling nostalgic for the 80s, casually leave a kohl pencil and vat of hair gunk on the bathroom counter . . . and voila!

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8 Responses to “Actively Retro”

DanjerusKurves Says:
May 3rd, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Let me save you all some time: No, he’s not gay. No, he’s not a junkie. No, he’s not skinny (he’s around 190-lbs). No, he’s not a kid (he’s almost 36). Yes, he is a great sport and I really appreciate his modeling for me.
Surly Canadian Says:
May 3rd, 2006 at 4:36 pm
I’m strangely aroused. You didn’t hear that…
Angela Says:
May 3rd, 2006 at 5:25 pm
You are amazing… I love ALL your photos! Excellent work my Dahling!
Temmahkrik Says:
May 4th, 2006 at 7:39 am
I have a fierce school-girl crush on him. *giggles behind her hand*
warcrygirl Says:
May 4th, 2006 at 7:50 am
He’s definitely got a Brian Setzer thing going on. Veddy nice!
Nuke Says:
May 4th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
OK, if I admit that I think the photos are awsome can I get you to give us more female hotness next time?

Actually guy or gal, I appreciate good shots of tattoos… and you did well in that regard. If I was fitter I would have more, and actually have photos of them.

As for what else you plyed outa him with the wine, I don’t know and I don’t wanna.

Laters,

N
Rik Says:
May 5th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Must have been a LOT of wine.
Nightmare Says:
May 9th, 2006 at 8:05 am
I am at a loss for words. That hair frightens me. There is a reason Flock of Seagulls is a distant memory and not at the top of the charts….I think the hair played a big part in it.