Mixed Messages

So there I was minding my own business on the dance floor at myNightclub when this AverageWhiteGuy approaches me …

AWG: Hey, where’s The Beau?

DK: He’s working out of town … long hours …

AWG: Nobody’s seen him in a while, we were wondering if he was strung out on drugs or something . . .

DK: Um, no, he’s working out of town. Long hours.

AWG: Well, tell him to call me, please.

DK: Sure, I’ll let him know the next time I hear from him . . . but, WHO are you and why are you asking ME?

AWG: I’m AVERAGEWHITEGUY! . . . And you were the last person he was seen with.

DK: Oh. [pause] . . . Well, not to worry, I’ve run out of places to bury the bodies . . . for now.

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About an hour later…

AWG: Remember to tell him to call me!!!

DK: Well, I usually only untie him long enough to use the bathroom … but if he behaves, maybe I’ll let him use the phone this one time!!

6 Responses to “Mixed Messages”

  1. Mina Says:

    Uh oh! He owes him 5 dollars! *laugh*

    And…how are you, doll? Fine, I guess? (Besides)

  2. Nightmare Says:

    Wow do you work with me as well? Thise crazy murder, rapist, child molester couple did and they were so much fun!!!

  3. warcrygirl Says:

    Yes, be sure to tell Beau that PsychoWhiteGuy is hot for his bod…er, I mean, wants him to call.

  4. Angela Says:

    He must be jealous you have his dream date now. Tell the weirdo white average stalker to take a hike & back off your territory……

  5. Temmahkrik Says:

    Good Lord, is The Beau tied up in mafia badness?

  6. thefunkybee Says:

    Umm, huh?

    I think I’ve seen AWG on Dateline NBC…if you know what I mean!


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