Mixed Messages
So there I was minding my own business on the dance floor at myNightclub when this AverageWhiteGuy approaches me …
AWG: Hey, where’s The Beau?
DK: He’s working out of town … long hours …
AWG: Nobody’s seen him in a while, we were wondering if he was strung out on drugs or something . . .
DK: Um, no, he’s working out of town. Long hours.
AWG: Well, tell him to call me, please.
DK: Sure, I’ll let him know the next time I hear from him . . . but, WHO are you and why are you asking ME?
AWG: I’m AVERAGEWHITEGUY! . . . And you were the last person he was seen with.
DK: Oh. [pause] . . . Well, not to worry, I’ve run out of places to bury the bodies . . . for now.
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About an hour later…
AWG: Remember to tell him to call me!!!
DK: Well, I usually only untie him long enough to use the bathroom … but if he behaves, maybe I’ll let him use the phone this one time!!
June 3rd, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Uh oh! He owes him 5 dollars! *laugh*
And…how are you, doll? Fine, I guess? (Besides)
June 4th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Wow do you work with me as well? Thise crazy murder, rapist, child molester couple did and they were so much fun!!!
June 4th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Yes, be sure to tell Beau that PsychoWhiteGuy is hot for his bod…er, I mean, wants him to call.
June 4th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
He must be jealous you have his dream date now. Tell the weirdo white average stalker to take a hike & back off your territory……
June 5th, 2006 at 7:02 am
Good Lord, is The Beau tied up in mafia badness?
June 7th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Umm, huh?
I think I’ve seen AWG on Dateline NBC…if you know what I mean!