crackers and cocktails
Work Associate to DK:
I’m going to start drinking [more] on the job really soon.
DK to Work Associate:
OMG you shouldn’t be drinking on the job!!!!!!!!!!! That’s TERRIBLE!! . . . way too many calories, do what I do and smoke crack instead.
Work Associate to DK:
I don’t make enough money to smoke crack, and I can’t do that from my desk. Besides if you drink the low cal Rum and Diet Coke, there are very little calories to gain.
DK to Work Associate:
See now, if I liked the hard-stuff then I’d go raid the medicinal bottle of Jack Daniels from theAttorney’s secret stash that none of us know anything about.
September 29th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
That’s why I’m glad I work with a bunch of alcoholics. The booze is right there in the fridge next to the lunch leftovers. No sneaking necessary!
September 29th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Booze booze booze, whatever happened to good ol’ cocaine? Zero calories…and you’ll even lose weight!
September 29th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
It’s estimated that 20% of the workforce drinks on the job.
Do you part. Be a 20%’er!
September 29th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
I’m about ready to take this as gospel. *headdesk*