Dragon Lady
Ah, Halloween, the best unofficial “holiday” ever! The big day when all the grown-up girls can get away with dressing like two-bit whores in various fantasy styles, all in the name of good, clean fun! Shockingly, this will be the first year in quite some time that I will not be displaying copious quantities of T&A. Instead, I present to you . . .
It’s a shame you can’t clearly see my nail polish because I did it myself and it looks like black/gold/pink marble.
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I mean, really you’d never know I wasn’t born Asian!
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In some countries (I have no idea which ones), it is considered demure to prop up one’s breasts in this fashion.
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I’m not quite sure why it is necessary to skewer one’s skull with chopsticks, but it certainly helped my thinking processes that day.
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Note to self: cocking a hip to the side can dramatically increase the perceived width of one’s backside.
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From a distance I look like I’m sneering in that last one, but I’m not (or I could just be allowing my true British arrogance to shine through), here’s the close-up of that shot:
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OK, maybe it’s a friendly sneer.
A friendly, fake-Asian sort-of non-sneer.
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Quick! look away from the camera!!
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I could use a little head here.
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Pondering the thought “If he were to eat me now, would he be horny again in an hour?”
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Five dollah gee eye … mee luhv you lohhhng time!
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If those aren’t sufficiently scary, this is how I plan to answer any Trick Or Treat knocks on the door
(note that I coloured my eyes red):
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You want Happy Ending now?
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October 30th, 2006 at 10:23 am
You are most cleative and beautifur, DK-san. Happy Harroweeeeen!
October 30th, 2006 at 10:36 am
I’m going to tell myself that the reason my ass “looks” as big as it does is because I have it cocked (heh heh) to one side. Uh huh.
Nice outfit, hoar!!!!
October 30th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Trying… to resist…. ping pong….. and suckie…. comments…… must reach…. utility belt…. it’s……… too……..powerful.
*motorboat*
October 30th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
“Five dorrah gee eye … mee luhv you lohhhng time!”
*dies laughing*
Look at you, Miss Hotness! *preow*
October 30th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Pondering the thought “If he were to eat me now, would he be horny again in an hour?â€
HAHAHAHA!!!! And just how the hell did you get your hair to stay up with just chopsticks???
October 31st, 2006 at 11:36 am
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:45 am
Andria: “Honey, does this body make my arse look big?”
Cardigan: I went back and added the Asian Hoar solicitation just for you!
WarCry: Super Glue.
And now, I simply must share an email I just received. This is from the sweet girl in China from whence I just bought two lovely Chinese blouses:
Thank you for your email and glad to know you like the items.
I received your pictures, the cheongsam is fit you well and you are so beautiful with the chinese dress.
Looking forward to serving you again in near future.
I wonder if I qualify for the Happy Ending yet?
October 31st, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Awww. How completely cute!
I want an Asian penpal… I think I’ll adopt too.
November 1st, 2006 at 11:53 am
Wait.. no T&A?
Dammit!
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:28 pm
fucking call me… did you change your home number??? WTF?