Putting the “Ho” in Holidaze!

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Do I Look Trashy In This?

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At Ho Depot — we know a tool when we see one!

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At Ho Depot, we’re not afraid to step up to the plate!

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Would you like a screw . . . driver? . . . ~wink~

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Not to hammer the point home …

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… but how do you feel about getting nailed?

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Let me just jot that down in my I-don’t-give-a-damn notebook…

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It’s dirty work, but as long as you have a shirt handy to wipe off the sweat…

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Next week on Ho Depot:

¤ Catching the buzz on power tools!
¤ Drill bits: does size really matter?
¤ Just saying No! to plumber’s crack!

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10 Responses to “Putting the “Ho” in Holidaze!”

  1. Cat Says:

    Danj Dahling, I am forwarding your pics as a resume to my favorite Builder here………..he needs help , and told me last week he needed me to help him come up with an idea to boost the morale of his guys on the job…………and as usual, you came through for me………thank you once again !! He’ll love it !!!!!!!
    and the guys in my office will be so happy this monday morning ……they always love your blog pictures !!!
    mwahhhh

  2. pete Says:

    Real trashy looking but then I like that - great photos, I will be around to view the out-takes before the holiday.
    By the way you didn’t look like a “Ho” at all!!!!!!!!

  3. warcrygirl Says:

    Every girl needs her…power tools.

  4. Rio Says:

    Hopefully, OSHA won’t get ahold of this. I see numerous violations.

    If they do, you will probably receive a citation if the inspector can still write after speedbagging his crank for several hours.

  5. Temmahkrik Says:

    Why are all of the construction workers outside of my house fat, old men?!?! NOT FAIR!

  6. Temmahkrik Says:

    P.S. - You look hawt and stuff. *tee hee*

  7. Nightmare Says:

    I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBIES!

  8. Andria Says:

    You’re such a hoar!!

  9. DanjerusKurves Says:

    Cat: Always glad to be of service, m’lady.

    Pete: Nobody, repeat, NOBODY sees the outtakes!! Well, except me, of course.

    Rio: I heart you. I’d also like to … well, I’ll keep that thought private.

    Temma: In our next lives let’s consider lesbianism, hm?

    Nightmare: This shoot was just for YOU! And the other guys who recently bitched about the dearth of T&A photos.

    Andria: Damn straight!

    Seriously, folks, I’m getting too old for this modeling shit!!!

  10. Incredipete Says:

    Hey, the new boobs look good!


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