Naughty … but nice!
Dear Panty Klaws,
I hope you will agree that there should be a wide lattitude in the interpretation of “good”. Especially for somebody like me who in being “bad” is oftentimes doing something good for somebody else. [With the exception of my cooking.] Also, sometimes, in not doing something that some people could consider to be “bad” I was, in fact, being “good”. In light of that spirit, you are cordially invited to peruse the list of the good that I have done this year.
I only gained 5-lbs., despite eating regular meals on a daily basis.
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I did not quit smoking …
because I never started the nasty habit in the first place.
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I did not kill my last boyfriend …
even after I discovered his genuine psychotic mental illness and realised I would be doing the world a favour to free up his breathing space.
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I did not bang the mailroom boy during the office holiday party …
mostly because we don’t have a mailroom boy and the girls are of the wrong gender.
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I showered every day (pretty much); sometimes more than once.
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I almost flossed my teeth one time [OK, it was an accident].
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I continued to provide free entertainment via my website to all four of my readers.
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Despite being oftentimes broke, I randomly gave a few dollars and a big smile to various beggars along with the suggestion to
“Have one on me!”.
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What I would like for Xmess is to meet the man of my dreams. I don’t think we need to go over the list of his must-have character traits yet again. But, by way of an important reminder, size matters!! [By which I mean: heart-brain-belly … oh, and bank account … and anything else that should at least be average; or even better, slightly over average … but again, size matters, so let’s not get carried-away and go too big]. Oh sure, I know this perfect-man is about as real as you are, but I did say “man of my dreams“. My second choice would be a winning lottery ticket. Well, actually, that would be my first choice but I am trying to sound sensitive and romantic here. By “winning lottery ticket”, I do not mean the scratch-off $5.00 variety. I am thinking more along the lines of $15,000,000 to $100,000,000, or to put it another way: Enough money so I can buy temporary romantic companionship and then, as with facial tissues, use it and throw it away.
love always,
DK
p.s., Please try to remember that I have moved since last year and no longer have a chimney. The spare key will be in the naked lady urn next to the flashing neon sign …
(Where the Customer Always Comes First)
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December 20th, 2006 at 10:20 am
As you know, I no longer eat cookies because my cholesterol is off the chart and the milk is out as I am lactose intolerant. However; if you are finished with those panties, you can leave them with a tall scotch (J & B preferably) in the usual place.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Happy Holidays, glad to see you working, and funny, and naked again.
Nuke (with the above average size belly Ho ho ho)
December 20th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Very “Christmas like” please send all the out-takes to my usual e-mail address: usedknickerlover@A oh hell.com
Thank you for always making me smile………..
December 20th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
As I am of the wrong gender I can’t help you however, I LOVE your pictures.
As always.
December 20th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
“heart-brain-belly … oh, and bank account ”
Shit I’m 3/4’s there I have a big one of each,,,’cept the bank account that is.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Peter: Can you believe I actually went home after having dinner with you and did that shoot …??? Talk about sucking … in your dinner-bloated belly!!!
December 20th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
Oops, a little quick on the SEND there … Oh, and WarCry, thank you dahling … after inhaling dinner and two glasses of wine, it’s not easy to totter around on 5-inch heels while dropping your drawers and still trying to project sex-ay … :-D
December 21st, 2006 at 10:37 am
If you find a reliable way to get the winning ($100 million) lottery ticket…lemme know. And I admire your skill in tottering in heels with the drawers down. I would have landed face first on the floor, after probably breaking my ankle again. :-)
December 22nd, 2006 at 4:26 pm
May all your Christmas wishes come true, O lovely one! XOXO Violet
December 22nd, 2006 at 8:16 pm
I almost flossed once. That’s the last time I wear a g-string. *grin*
December 26th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
For a minute, I thought you were gonna show some beaver!
Damn the luck. Now, why the hell are your smilies screwed up?
December 26th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
No, no beaver … I don’t harm animals in these photo shoots! :-D
December 26th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
I’m stumped by your smiley problem.
Damn the fates.