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Sweet Little DK: I was just labeling the dividers in my tracker book and I wanted to abbreviate the section where I keep the list of which paralegal has which sites . . . the abbreviation came out as: “para sites” . . . bwahahahaha!!!
Smartarse Paralegal: Really? Have you happened to notice that “assistant” rhymes with “pissant”? [smirk]
Sweet Little DK: I used to like you.
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:58 am
For those of you not in the legal field, this is especially funny when it comes from a paralegal because they also get referred to as “legal assistant” sometimes!
February 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Where I come from, the paralegal is my lawyer.
The lawyer is just a guy who invoices me for the billable hours he spends in topless clubs.
February 2nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
one of my best friends EVER is a paralegal for a major company in Houston…………she i wonderful………………..I love her……….and she makes excellent $$$$$
February 2nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I thought the lawyers were the parasites…
February 2nd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
“I used to like you.”
*dies laughing*
February 4th, 2007 at 12:31 am
I havent heard pissant in a long fucking time. I nearly snorted my tea out my nose.
February 5th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Yes, I am a paralegal, but I believe my official job title is “legal assistant.” My unofficial job title is “bitch”. I have entirely too many supervisors at my current job. I do not work well when I am being micromanaged by people who, half the time do not know WTF they are talking about.