Ring Around the Toesies
I’ll start this out by saying quite simply: If you don’t like tattoos then don’t get any!! Beyond that, I simply don’t need to hear your whingey-arse-negative opinion. If I want to be criticised then I’ll call my mother.
Having said which, I happen to be a fan of the body art, sort-of, or at least, when it suits me.
As some of you girls . . . and one or two of you guys — you know who I mean . . . are aware, while toe rings are sexy as hell, they are also really uncomfortable to wear!! Since I am a slave to what makes me happy, and since I absolutely LOVE toe rings, the solution was clear: have designs tattoo’d onto my toes!
The problem is that such things can be easily overlooked and, thus, I have had to become quite creative in drawing attention to my toes. “Ohhh … your grandmother died? … gosh, I am SO sorry to hear that . . . . . . so . . . have you noticed my toe-ring tattoos?”
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[Guys: feel free to skip this paragraph and just check out the T&A below.] On a slightly different note, some of you may have received the “Brazilian Beds” email I recently dispatched to my 347 closest internet friends. I was unable to find the original source of the photos, so I am posting one here with its implied copyright [whatever that means].
[click on thumnail to view full-size]
I was fascinated by the concept of the body painting, but not having access to a body-painter, I had to play around with airbrushing. It wasn’t near as effective as my inspiration, but I’d sure hate to waste a good T&A photo. So, here it is in all its photo-shopped glory:
I’ll call this one “Bed Nymph” as it looks like the figure of a woman emerging from the fabric … [snicker … yeah, right].
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February 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Very cute! And as Maxwell Smart was fond of saying…do you have something in a tan? :-)
February 28th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
That’s awesome! I don’t think I could get my toes tattooed though; didn’t that hurt?
February 28th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Oh, hell to the YES, tattoos HURT!!!!! Anybody who tells you otherwise is either [a] a bloody liar, or [b] trying to talk you into getting a tattoo.
March 1st, 2007 at 11:53 am
Ok…Ouch on the toe tattoos. I mean, maybe not as bad on an arm or your taint, but toes? I shudder at the thought.
And, the bed picture…scares the crap out of me. I have nightmares about things that look like that. Not you…the whole color scheme.
March 1st, 2007 at 2:22 pm
good article!
You did know that I am into body painting didn’t you?
Only in monochrome though??????
March 1st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Love the toe tattoos. I’m actually a fan of foot tats in general but I don’t have any on my feet if that makes any sense at all.
LOVE your bed picture! HOT mama you!!!