Pun Central
The other morning I was all gussied-up in one of my cutest housedresses [as opposed to one of the ugly ones], barefoot, and in the kitchen [in order to perfect that particular traditional trio, there would have to be an immaculate conception involved]. Krackhead Kitty was doing his usual feat of running around in circles while screaming loudly as I tried to force open a can of kat fud. Seemingly out of nowhere, I felt an inappropriate tickling sensation on my left thigh. As I may have mentioned a gadzillion times, I am NOT a fan of the tickle. At. All.
Throwing caution out the window, I reached down to violently rip away the stray thread of cotton that was imposing its unsolicited molestation upon my person . . . while simultaneously [and I am not making this up] snapping at Krackhead Kitty to “Just wait a cotton-picking minute will you!!”
March 7th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
that is THE WORST type of tickling. I can’t stand the stray thread, sting, strand of hair. I hate it!!
March 7th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Funky: oh I know, I’m always afraid it will be a bug!!! … and I wasn’t kidding, I really *did* exclaim that right before cracking up laughing at myself. :-D
March 7th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
hehehe…thank you, that was the best bad pun I’ve had the pleasure of reading in a long time…heee (from the girl who had nights of “Pungeons and Dragoons” instead of the traditional D&D)
March 8th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Two things: One, I *fully* expected you to say you reached down and got a handful of insect, not thread, for when *I* feel “the tickle”, it never fails to be something HIDEOUS. Second…and forgive me if you’ve heard this but it’s the best pun I ever heard….Ghandi: he wore sandals, and so always had growths on his feet, he also ate an odd diet that left him both too thin and with bad breath…thus, he was…a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-vexed-with-halitosis! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
March 8th, 2007 at 11:38 am
That is my fear too! The worst is when another person is there and I jump like a freak as if it was a bug and then I look like a complete freak flailing around because of a piece of thread…
March 13th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
You killed me. I’m dead.
*falls over*