Lessons Learned
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006[Conversation regarding the approximate size of a cucumber]
The Beau: Yeah, it’s about the length of my dick.
DK: Where are you measuring it from, your arsehole?
The Beau: No, in order to do that, I’d have to measure it from your mouth . . .
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