IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

The essays on this website are for Entertainment Purposes Only. Please do not attempt to personalise them, take them seriously [unless they are in the “Serious” category], or view them without an open mind. Take note that this is MY website and I will write about anything I damn well please. If you are concerned that I will write unfavourably about you here then might I suggest that you govern yourself accordingly and don’t do anything stupid or insulting in my presence OR in a way that will be brought to my attention. That way you will have nothing to worry about. Again, this is MY website . . . you are welcome to choose whether or not to read it. Please be aware that I can and will make blatant use of exaggeration for emphasis. I also reserve the right to tell absolutely outrageous lies if I feel it helps the story. All original material is the intellectual [copyrighted] property of its writer.

Please also be aware that all photographs [unless otherwise stated] are my copyrighted property. I am both the photographer and [mostly] the model. You can look all you want, but you still can’t touch.

You may wish to avail yourself of the information contained under the “Helpful Stuff” link … because it is … well … helpful.

Last, but by no means least, please fail to comment unless what you have to say is smart, witty, or sexually stimulating.

Void where inhibited.

Thank you,
Management