http://danjeruskurves.com Danjerus Ravings of a Twisted Mind Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:28:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en For the past year, a nationwide tire company has tortured me through a string of screw-ups that started in Houston when I paid hundreds of dollars for a full service that didn't actually get fully performed and continued with several too-boring-to-get-into other incidents here in Boise. Most recently they ... http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/3937 Greetings my lovelies, today I am going to share the story of my transition from a getting-paid-for-it whore-writer to my current position as a giving-it-away writer-slut. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ... Once upon a time back in about 1992 I was working for a commercial real ... http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/3849 As some of you may be aware, British pubs are oftentimes named after animals such as the 'The White Horse Inn', the 'Fox and Hound', or the 'Bear and Badger'. There's also the 'Bishop and the Actress' but that's a whole different story that likely only the Brits will ... http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/3806 Oh come ON, who doesn't love a nice graph? Bubble charts are sexy! Say it with me now ... "graaahhph". See? ♥ ♥ ♥ I even gave myself a gratuitous little bubble or four. If you can't laugh at yourself . . . well, don't worry about it, I'm sure ... http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/3440 [Click on photo{s} for larger view] ♥ I always wondered how come a lot of homeless people could be so fat ... as it turns out, eating a poor-but-cheap carb-laden diet can do that to a person. This is certainly the fattest I've ever been before, so there will be no further body ... http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/3688